J. Press Makes Scarves, Ties, and Belts for Urban Outfitters Inspired by Select Ivy League Schools

   

J. Press, the preppy menswear label beloved by every Ivy Leaguer with Wall Street ambitions, has partnered with Urban Outfitters to make a line of sweaters, ribbon belts, ties, vests, and shirts. The collection features a tie in Princeton orange, a scarf in Dartmouth green, and a belt in Cornell red, among other collegiate-inspired items that are perfect for frolicking around the quad and spilling beer. Even sillier yet, none of these things will actually be bought by authentic preps, since Ivy Leaguers would of course buy such things at their Ivy League college bookstores with their parents' money.