Fashion News Roundup: Fashion’s Most Eligible, Armani for Gaga, and the Bra That Won A Nobel Prize

The Emergency Bra: No, the bra does not defy gravity or work as a flotation device. This bra can actually, apparently, save your life by turning into a pair of protective face masks. If you’re completely paranoid about terrorist attacks and the like and carrying around a face mask is just too much of a hassle, why not wear two of them on your boobs? Every day? The bras only come in B and C cups, so, if you’re smaller than a B or larger than a C, which many people are, you are going to die. {Tonic.com}

Bad Romance: Check out this roundup of “fashion’s most eligible bachelors.” That’s right, 25 available men who work in fashion, many of whom are actually straight. Take your pick! But be careful girls–some of these guys are likely bachelors for a reason. Just sayin’. {Refinery 29}

Matthew Williamson X Bulgari: Matthew Willamson’s new line of handbags for Bulgari is super pretty but won’t come cheap. “Obviously the Bulgari customer, who is a woman who appreciates great quality, glamour and luxury,” says Matthew. {InStyle UK}

Giorgio Armani X Lady Gaga: Reportedly, Armani and Lady Gaga have inked some sort of multimillion dollar deal that will involve Armani making costumes for Gaga’s upcoming tour. {Vogue UK}

Get Dressed: Midtowners caught an eyefull of hard core Desigual fans this morning, who braved rain, cold, and embarassment for two free items from the store. To each his own. {Racked NY}

Campbell’s Career: Naomi Campbell reflects on her 25-year career and shows off her violent side in an interview and editorial for Interview Magazine. {Interview}