10 Questions for The Rachel Zoe Project

1. Did Brad just call Jordan Jordonian? Approve.

2. So Oscar gowns are a thing that you can harvest? Like wheat?

3. Why are things always so dire that Rachel Zoe’s clients might go naked?

4. Why did Rachel let Rodger wear a brown hoodie, dog tag necklace and white shorts? Now he really looks like the Biebs.

5. Didn’t Rachel look at Rodger’s waffles like they were Chanel?

6. No, really, how does Kate Hudson look like that after not sleeping and just getting off a plane? She said she feels like she’s 12 but she only looks it. She’s 31. She has kids. WTF? I’d like to know her skincare regimen please.

7. Did this show just get all service-y (read: Zoe Report)? Rachel went into a lot of detail about how to get the military look at the Burberry show and not make it “so literal.”

8. Rachel really thinks there’s nothing sexier than a man in a turtleneck and a shearling? This explains so much.

9. Can someone please give Rodger a baby? And his sexy time with Rachel in her thigh high boots?

10. Was that Johnny Weir in scenes from the next? Yesssss.