Should I Wear A Designer Man Purse?

This depends entirely on whether you are a homosexual or a metrosexual. If you are straight you shouldn't wear one, and if you're gay, well you shouldn't wear one either. It is widely accepted that the purse-wearing should be left to the ladies.

So where exactly did this unfortunate fashion article come from? It is often thought to be an unpleasant bi-product of the metrosexual that emerged in the noughties or a natural contraction of the messenger bag that lux designers readily ceased upon. But the trend actually predates all of this considerably. Yes, our investigative team has traced this fashion head-scratcher back to the 17th century…to Britain. The Redcoats look to be the first offenders.

And, therefore, it doesn't come as much of a surprise that one of the most prolific modern offenders is also a Brit.

Oh come on Becks, you can do without the manbag

This is unsual, Victoria for once isn't the one committing a fashion faux paus

An offender recently spotted