Fashion News Roundup: Lindsay’s Timely Magazine Cover, Lourdes is Freaking Out, and Wine-Filled Bras

Lourdes “FINA-FREAKING-LY” Found the Non-Gladiator Sandals of Her Dreams: The Material Girl designer’s latest blog post is full of “LOLs” and exclamation points and her latest obsessions which include Dirty Dancing and her new favorite band. “Two of the guys from her band look like Jesus Christ. Praise the Lord. LOL.” Also, if you’re lucky enough to be hanging around East London in the next few days, you might get your picture snapped by Madonna’s daughter {Material World}

Germans Drool Over Lohan: Lindsay Lohan has been getting obscene amounts of press since her jail sentencing, but this Ellen Von Unwerth-shot German GQ cover was just lucky timing. {GQ Germany}



Irina Lazareanu, Just Hangin’: Richard Burbridge pays tribute to influential French photog Guy Bourdin with this Bourdin-inspired short film. The film features Irina Lazareanu and others wearing Eres swimsuits and AMAZING Givenchy wedges that we are dying over. Oh, and they’re all hanging from gymnastics rings. {NOWNESS}

Lady Gaga is in Fact Fragrance-Less, For Now: We are super disappointed to report that Coty has denied rumors of a Lady Gaga fragrance, though it’s bound to happen eventually. {The Cut}

Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrall are Dunzo: Kelly Osbourne has taken to Twitter and Facebook to express her frustrations with her fiancee, male model Luke Worrall. Reportedly, the couple of over two years have split after Luke cheated. Sad. {Perez Hilton}

What We Small-Chested Alcoholics Have Been Waiting For: Um, what??? A New Jersey company (I mean really where else would someone come up with/market this?) is selling a bra that can hold up to an entire bottle of wine, which connects to a drinking tube. It’s called the “Wine Rack” (wink wink). The inventor of the product says, “It’s not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat. I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good.” I mean, we’ve always, always wanted to look like we’re drinking wine out of our boobs. Didn’t you? {NY Daily News}